Ten of the Best Things Ever Said about Cats

In This Chapter

  • The feline muse
  • Quotations from cat lovers

With their beauty and their mysterious ways, cats have inspired creative souls of all kinds for centuries — poets and essayists, novelists and playwrights, painters and sculptors, photographers, and even advertising copywriters. The legacy of these cat-loving people has been passed down through the generations. And although the media have changed — witness, for example, the feline explosion on the Internet — the cat has not.

The words of writers such as Geoffrey Chaucer (“And if the cattes skyn be slyk and gay;/she wol nat dwelle in house half a day”), Edgar Allen Poe (“This [cat] was a remarkably large and beautiful animal, entirely black, and sagacious to an astonishing degree”), and Oscar Wilde (“Come forth my lovely languorous Sphinx! and put your head upon my knee! /And let me stroke your throat and see your body spotted like the Lynx!”) strike a chord of recognition in cat lovers today.

Those who celebrate the cat’s special — some would say “superior” — qualities have always been around and always will be. Today, writers such as Desmond Morris, Roger Caras, the late Alf Wright (better known as James Herriott), and mystery writers Lilian Jackson Braun, Rita Mae Brown, and Carole Nelson Douglas provide cat-loving readers with plenty from which to choose in libraries and bookstores. Brown even credits her cat, Sneaky Pie, as coauthor!

Yes, we know we promised you only ten quotes about cats. But you’ll forgive us if we offer you a couple more, won’t you?

The Cat’s Meow

Maybe you’re the next great cat writer! If that’s so, consider joining the nonprofit Cat Writers’ Association, an organization founded in 1992 to promote and support those writers, editors, artists, and photographers who look to cats for their inspiration. The CWA offers two e-mail lists for cat-loving writers, an annual writing conference, as well as a yearly writing competition, with more than $5,000 given out to the winners. For information on the CWA, visit the group’s Web site at www.catwriters.org or write to Cheryl S. Smith, CWA Secretary, 496 Gasman Road, Port Angeles, WA 98362.

The cat as inspiration

I look on the cat as a poem waiting to happen, its pause mere prologue to prankish delight, its purr a sweet river of song. A cat touches the soul. Whispy whisker-kisses, moist nosebumps — these are gifts beyond measure. To artists, a loving cat is an eternal muse.

— Amy Shojai

The cat as cybernaut

Most Internet flame wars are started by cats who did not get what they wanted for supper.

— Judy Heim

The cat as an individual

Cats must have three names — an everyday name, such as Peter; a more particular, dignified name, such as Quaxo, Bombalurina, or Jellyorum; and, thirdly, the name the cat thinks up for himself, his deep and inscrutable singular Name.

— T. S. Eliot

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

— Dave Platt

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.

— Jeff Valdez

The cat as the Boss

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

— unknown

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

— Ellen Perry Berkeley

Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

— unknown

The cat as companion

There is something about the presence of a cat . . . that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

— Louis J. Camuti

One cat just leads to another.

— Ernest Hemingway

The cat as wild

As dogs of shy neighbourhoods usually betray a slinking consciousness of being in poor circumstances — for the most part manifested in an aspect of anxiety, an awkwardness in their play, and a misgiving that someone is going to harness them to something, to pick up a living — so the cats of shy neighbourhoods exhibit a strong tendency to relapse into barbarism.

— Charles Dickens

The cat as superior

It is easy to see why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures.

— Charles Baudelaire

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

— unknown

The cat mourned

Pet was never mourned as you,/Purrer of the spotless hue,/Plumy tail, and wistful gaze,/While you humoured our queer ways . . . Never another pet for me!/Let your place all vacant be . . .

— Thomas Hardy

No heaven will not ever heaven be, unless my cats are there to welcome me.

— unknown

The cat as honest

A cat has emotional honesty: Human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but the cat does not.

— Ernest Hemingway

The cat as perfection

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

— Leonardo da Vinci

by Gina Spadafori and Paul D. Pion

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