Ten Horse Myths

In This Chapter
  • Discovering how horses think
  • Getting the scoop on matters of equine health
  • Finding out how horses meet their end
Given how long horses have been a part of human culture, the fact that oodles of equine misinformation abound isn’t surprising. Although the horse may not be as maligned as Sasquatch, the poor equine has suffered his share of urban myths. As horse lovers, we’re here to set the record straight regarding horses, their behavior, and various other stuff about them.

Horses Are Dumb


Horses are not the only nonhuman animals to suffer under this assumption. In fact, dogs seem to be the only species that isn’t regularly thought of by humans as lacking in brainpower.

The myth that horses are stupid is a result of human misunderstanding of equine behavior. Humans tend to judge other animals by themselves, or at the very least, by man’s best friend, the dog. After watching and interacting with horses for a short time, you realize that these animals are smart — often smarter than we would like them to be.

Horses are neither predators like dogs nor cognitive thinkers like humans. They are a prey species that has been designed by nature to function in a completely different way. The main purpose of nearly all of equine behavior is to survive in a potentially hostile environment. So, although horses may not be capable of sniffing out bombs like beagles or understanding the exact meaning of human language, their behaviors all add up to brilliance at the job of survival. See Chapter Understanding Horses from Head to Hoof for more information about equine instincts and behavior.

Horses Will Run Toward a Fire


We’re not sure where this myth came from because we’ve never heard of a horse that ran toward a fire instead of away from it. Maybe somewhere, at some time, a horse or two did run back into a burning barn in a panic. Going back to the barn could make sense from the horse’s perspective in certain circumstances, because horses that have lived their entire lives in box stalls (an unnatural way to keep a horse, by the way) associate those stalls with safety. The instinct to return to a place of safety during a frightening moment dominates a horse’s thinking. A horse doesn’t have the reasoning power to understand that the barn is no longer safe because fire will soon consume it.

Horses Don’t Sleep Lying Down


Because they’re prey animals and need to make a quick getaway in times of emergency, horses have an amazing ability to doze on their feet. However, contrary to myth, they do lie down for heavy-duty shut-eye. For a horse to get the few hours of valuable REM sleep each day that is necessary for good health, he must either lie flat on his side or in a recumbent position with his nose resting on the ground.

Horses Hate People


If you’ve ever ridden a horse that has treated you unkindly, you’re probably surprised to see meanness listed in this book as a myth. Unfortunately, a great many people have had unpleasant first-time experiences with horses. Then again, most people have their first riding experiences at poorly run, rent-by-the-hour stables (something we vehemently recommend against in this book). Not realizing that the horses at many of these establishments are poorly trained and badly treated, these first-time riders get up on the animal expecting to have a pleasant experience and end up traumatized because the horse tries to rub them off on a tree, run away with them, or get down on his knees and roll while they’re in the saddle.

Horses that behave this way are reflecting the unkind and callous way they’ve been treated by the people responsible for their care and by no means are the norm in the horse world. The great majority of horses are gentle, friendly, and willing to do anything asked of them, provided they’re extended kindness and respect in return.

Horses Are Aloof


Human beings have a tendency to judge all other animals by the dog. Most dogs are happy, friendly, and demonstrative. When a dog likes you, you know it. That wagging tail and kissy tongue are hard to miss.

Horses, on the other hand, are different. Dogs are easy when it comes to love. With a horse, you have to earn it. And after you do earn that love and trust (and gaining such feeling from a horse is an honor and an accomplishment on your part), it will be expressed to you in subtle ways: a head gently pressed against your chest, a soft whinny, or a nuzzle with a velvet nose. Horses aren’t aloof; they’re simply more discerning and more subtle in demonstrating affection than your average canine.

Horses Vocalize a Lot, Just Like in the Movies


Next time you see a western, play close attention. You’ll discover that the horses in the movie whinny every time they appear on screen. You won’t see their mouths move, or witness any logical reason for their vocalizations. Instead, they’ll just gallop into scenes, accompanied by the sound. Sometimes you’ll hear the whinny as the horse comes to a sudden stop; other times, as the horse takes off at a mad gallop. Sometimes you’ll hear the whinny when the horse is just standing there in the background, doing absolutely nothing.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, the horses in movies are not actually whinnying. Their neighs are equine sound effects that have been added by the filmmakers for effect. As you become more and more familiar with equine behavior, this constant cinematic whinnying will start to drive you crazy. You’ll come to realize that horses whinny for only certain reasons: when they anticipate being fed; when they’re greeting a friend; or when they’re engaged in courtship or parenthood. They don’t whinny when their actor-rider needs to make a grand entrance; they don’t whinny when the director wants to make sure that the audience knows they’re watching a western; and they sure as heck don’t whinny with their mouths closed!

Horses Are Always Healthy


Horses, as a species, are plagued with all kinds of health problems, many of which have been exacerbated by domestication. The average horse needs to be seen by a vet a couple of times a year for minor problems, but plenty of horses come down with at least one major illness in their lifetimes. The term “healthy as a horse” to indicate someone in good health must have been coined by someone who never owned a horse! See Chapters Preventing Equine Health Problems and Examining and Treating Equine Health Troubles to find out more about equine health problems and how to prevent them.

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?


Well, they used to. A gunshot wound to the head at one time was the traditional method of putting a horse out of its misery. In some very rural places, shooting still is the method of choice for destroying a horse. But for the most part, an injection administered by a veterinarian is the most widely used — and most humane — form of euthanasia for suffering equines these days. See Chapter Examining and Treating Equine Health Troubles for more about equine euthanasia.

Old Horses Go Off to the Glue Factory


This myth is a hundred years old or more, yet it still persists. In the old days, horses too old to work were sent to the glue factory for slaughter so their parts could be used to make glue. Today, natural glue is made mostly from the skin, bones, and hooves of cattle, which are by-products of the food-animal industry.

Instead of going to the glue factory, unwanted horses these days are sent off to slaughter, where their meat is used mostly for human consumption in parts of Europe and Japan. Unlike the days of the glue factory, when only old horses were used for their parts, today’s slaughterhouses receive horses of any age and condition. See Chapter Giving Up Your Horse for more information about equine slaughter.

A Broken Leg Equals a Death Sentence for a Horse


As recently as 25 years ago, this statement would have been true. Today, however, advancements in veterinary medicine have created a world where a fractured leg no longer means a death sentence.

Horses used to be destroyed when they broke a leg because mending a fractured leg was notoriously difficult. The fact that equine legs are too big for casting and the unavailability of general anesthesia, sterile conditions, equipment large enough to handle a horse, and surgeons capable of performing the delicate surgery made the procedure fail most of the time. Attempts to fix broken bones often resulted in infection in the affected leg or severe founder in the opposite hoof, a result of bearing all the weight of the horse while the broken leg was healing.

Nowadays, through much work and determination in the veterinary profession, a good number of veterinarians are skilled enough to perform the necessary surgery. Equipment and metal leg implants also large enough for a horse needing care for a fracture are readily available.

by Audrey Pavia with Janice Posnikoff,DVM

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